The Greatest Conspiracy Theory in the History of the World

Do you believe in Conspiracy Theories?

In some regards I do. The US Founding Fathers conspired to overthrow their government, for example. There are also several very powerful organizations in the world that conspire to manipulate natural events to achieve their political aims, such as using each case of a school shooting to try and disarm the greater populace by using dishonest tactics, like ignoring that if schools weren't gun-free zones in the first place (making them the safest place for a gun-crazed murderer to target), someone would might have been able to produce a gun of their own and stopped the shooter before he killed dozens of innocent people.These people are not about protecting people from violence, rather, they are about pushing through their political agenda no matter the costs. They're kinda scum for using innocent victims to promote an agenda that has nothing to do with actually protecting the victims they claim they're protecting. The agenda is what matters to them, not the dead people. 

Some conspiracies are real, but mostly, if they are real, they are relatively out in the open rather than taking place in the Bohemian Grove over an open casket where members are encouraged to masturbate to images of goats passed down from the Freemasons since the time of Babylon. Yes, some conspiracy theories are simply downright bizarre and should be dismissed. The Lizard People living underneath the icecap in Antarctica, where they control all the events of the world, for example. Ridiculous. And while I do believe there is an elite that more or less conspires to make the world according to their version of perfect (for them) and that countries conspire secretly to bring about eachother's demise (ie. Capitalism versus Marxism), I so tire of hearing everything explained away by "The Illuminati" or Freemasonry. I suspect most people in the world feel the same way as I do, or else the Main Stream Media wouldn't, heh, conspire to demonize people who believe in conspiracy theories. Mostly, I have found over the years that real conspiracies can be argued in the realm of the plausible, often backed by real facts that are plainly observable, while crackpot conspiracy theories are, well, backed by crackpot facts.

But, do you know what is the biggest conspiracy theory in the world?

It's the one promoted by feminists, where men, in their wicked desires to keep women down, have conspired in unison since the beginning of time to deprive women of their rights, of equality, and even have covered up any achievments women might have made throughout history. 

Think about it. Even today they are claiming it exists. That men conspire to keep women out of the workplace, and pay them far less money for the work they do - while paying the man working next to them over 30% more for doing the exact same job. (Why don't women start a mutual fund that buys such companies, fires all the men and hires only women for lesser wages, and put all the competition out of business then? They'd make money hand over fist. They don't because it's bullshit, that's why).

Women certainly might have had worse lives in the past than they do today, but so did men - and so did children. It is not indicitave of any "oppression" however. Even today, you can see that with a male's "privilege," they are the ones who work more hours, suffer more from disease (and receive less funding for it), they die significantly earlier due to stress or workplace hazards, and most of the absolute shittiest work on earth is still done almost solely by men - like being a moving target for the enemy. And if you look throughout history, it has ALWAYS been this way - just like throughout history, I can illustrate to you that adults have always had more burdens to bear than children. It's simply the way the world works.

Why don't more people question this crazy conspiracy theory about women's supposed oppression? Especially men! What the hell guys? I've never been in a locker room where we all stood around conspiring how to screw women out of their wages or their rights or anything else. Have you? Really?

Not only is this observably a crackpot conspiracy theory, but it's also the most believed-in-as-fact conspiracy theory that has ever existed.

I sometimes find it hard to believe that humans really are smarter than animals.

The Speech That Men Will Never Hear

The speech that men will never hear.

"This is the speech that men will never hear. That men are owed. That men are deserved. Tell me if this strikes a chord with you at all. It goes a little something like this.

Dear men, we are incredibly sorry. As a culture, as a society, as woman, as filmmakers, as other men we are incredibly sorry. We have been putting you down for years. We have been insulting you for years. We have been denigrating you for years. We have been caustic. We have been destructive. We have broken you down because we want things from you that are unjust.

In order to get you to bend over backwards for us we had to break your spine. We have relentlessly have pounded you with insults and stereotypes with destructive messages with undermining cliché's and we have pretended that we don't need you. That you are something we put up with like a farty, stinky, ancient dog kept around for mere sentimental reasons. We have exploited you, used you, and thrown you in jail for impossible standards in child support and alimony. We have regularly used the courts and abused you while calling only you the abuser. We have done all that we can to put you down and turn you to the service of our own narcissistic needs.

We are incredibly sorry. We made a huge mistake. The evidence is in that you are essential to the family to the health happiness of children and the health, happiness, and safety of woman. Society lives or dies by your honor. We have been teaching you for decades that you have no honor. That you are pigs. That you are selfish, lazy, greedy, immature, sexually obsessed, and untrustworthy.

We have of course pretended that the money you bring into the relationship; is immaterial. The only thing that matters is our dishes not your work and of course the government will provide us with all the things that you don't, you have become fundamentally much less necessary from a resource standpoint. From a financial standpoint.

We can survive as a family because of the power of the state without you, the father. The children suffer enormously, sometime irrevocably. The girls suffer because the get pampas and arrogant. They think that they can do it all themselves and the boys suffer because they get locked into a state of perpetual adolescence were they have tragically listened to the lies told to them about manhood and femininity. Were they say well, I guess I don't want to be a burden. I'm clearly not necessary to a family in fact I would just be another problem, another straw on the back of my wife's camel-load of endless chores. I'm obviously dangerous, bullying, selfish, lazy, greedy, and grabby so I will not burden a woman.

The new nobility for men is simply not to get involved in any of this stuff anymore because, when you are told you are a problem, a burden, when your told you're a foolish farty family pet that's constantly knocking over all the wonderful beautiful feminine china in the known universe then what you do is say I will absent myself from this situation because I don't want to be an additional burden.

As a result for men it is consider honorable at a very deep level to not involve themselves in family life. To not get married. To not be an additional burden and to not cause additional problems for the long suffering woman who obviously do a great job raising children without men. In fact seem very eager to have men out of their lives because this portrayal of men as selfish scratchy slobs. The new heroism, the new nobility, the new honor for men is to not impose their needy, empty, grabby and destructive selves on the noble woman.

This is what male nobility has been tortured into. It's changed from recognition that woman and children need men desperately to have a healthy functioning happy family life. For children to grow up wise, mature, and responsible. It is now become well; my nobility is to not get married. My contribution to society is to avoid marriage and fatherhood. Woman have got it and I'm told that I'm just constantly a burden. I'm told that I'm a negative so; I am going to avoid that.

The apology will never come. Nobody will say to you we're so sorry. We put you down. We humiliate you. We told you that you were unnecessary. That you were a burden and the fact is that we were completely wrong. We as a culture have destroyed the family and it's only getting worse. Men, we need you, Men, husbands, providers, we need you. We thought we could do it with the state and that means the children are born heavily in debt to fatherless homes. To shitty schools. To a life of underachievement and increased criminality, of distractedness, of very little ability to forward plan and to defer gratification. All the things it requires to be good husbands in the long run.

We are so sorry. We were completely wrong, Men, please come back."

-Stefan Molyneux